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  • HELLOO!!!!!!  UMM...i forgot how to change the font thingies on these things...plus im too lazy o vellzz...

 

  • so i was quite embarrassed this morning cuz i was chewing gum on my way to first n i thot i was sooo cool i could blow a bubble n when i tried to, i accidently spit it out n a fart-y sounding noise came out with it....n these freshmen were juss staring at me n then back at the flying gum that landed next to my best friend MS. FENG'S rooomm!!!! ssweett horrror!! DOOODDD those who had her...REMEMBER THE SPIESS!!!!!! HOLY COOWW!!!!!!! they''re probly reading this rite about now...

 

  • ok then!! umm....man how come i have all these things to say but nothin wants to come out?? hmm...well i have to run tomorrow for dance....it would be a lot more fun if it was pouring rain or at least a bit cooler....but yeah.

 

  • oo so today i went to the homeless shelter....wow i love meeting ppl there, i met this really nice half german-half indian guy there who's apparently taking over the job of the previous german guy who was also awesome...in germany u do your service hours AFTER high school n so they decided to come to good old fremont's homeless shelter.  n i was juss tellin alina bout them n how im gonna ask him about the new german dance we learned called "d'hammerschmiedsg'selln" im not even makin that upp...thass how u spell it.  it means 'the blacksmith's dance'...i know its the most usefull german u'll ever use but thass ok.  so anyways back to the shelter..today i was the new 'poster child' as in i made posters...n these cute lil kids came n were like ooo owat are u doin? n i was like nothin special..u wanna help? n they all signed the posters with their 'cursive' signatures...it was sooo cute!!! n yeah...

 

  • oooohhh does anyone have a facebook?

     
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well look who it is!!!!!!!!!!!!! tis ii THE ONE AND ONLY mATANGI!!!! yeah so i'm back from summer....wow its been quite a while...i was juss reading my old entries for god knows why and i realized how much i cussed...yuckk!!! but yeah soo well everyone knows school started...summer was great with summer school, guitar, LICENSE-getting, n juss chillin!! but i miss it!!!  k so senior year seems to go smoothly so far....how bout YOURS?? i like the freshmen this year and the juniors seem arite too....im not too sure bout the sophmores tho.  k yeah i think thass all im gonna write for this entry cuz wow its been forever!!!!!! my last entry was in JUNE???!!! time flies!! k who likes their classes n who doesnt??
How am I feeling right now??:
artistic artistic
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  • so i guesss this is the time of year that EVERYTHING hates me!!! awessommee...

 

  • aaaaarrrriittteee my yearbook is officially....GONE FFOREEVVER....thanks mission...yeah MOTHER FUCKERS!!!!!

 

  • this weekend i bought my GGUIIITTAARRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YYYAAAAYYY....but just about 2 seconds ago i was tuning it n the 1st string broke.....IM NOT EVEN JOKIN COME OVER TO MY HOUSE N SEE IT...i should tell my rents but im scurreedd they'll get pissed off cuz they already are pissed bout my yearbook drama....OOMMGGG I HATE LIFE!!!!! i even got whacked by the string that broke n there's a nice cut on the back of my rite hand....

 

  • so this weekend musta been hurt matangi physically weekend....(not to mention the whole weeekkk!!! i have a bruise the size of texas on rite shoulder....its fuckin huge, black, n purple...some genius kid was runnin around with a trombone or tuba or some instrument n ran rite into my ARM)  ok so i was playin volleyball at some park party thing (fam friends OF COURSEEE) n this kid threw me the ball rite smack dab when i wasnt payin attention n so on my way to 'catching' it, the ball hit my thumb and bent it over around 270 degrees n so now it hurts to press the space bar with my left thumb... TTHHEEENNN i was serving the ball n me being a genius forgot how to serve a volleyball n so i hit it with my hand like u would hit a tennis ball with a racket n now my rite shoulder is like partially dislocated!!!!

 

  • not only that...while i was fillin up the car with gas, my mom smashed my fingers into the part where u press the pump....CAN U SAY ALLLL BAADD??!!!

 

  • AAAANNNNDDD it was kelvin's and mr.hui's last day on friday n i completely forgot to say goodbye to hui n i didnt get to sign kelvin's yearbook (cuz apparently they couldnt find his either..i know his pain)  but yeah AAAWWW THE SENIORS ARREE LLEAAAVVINNGG!!! OOMMGGG!!!! this is too much for me to take in all at once....mental, emotional, AANNDD physical pain????!!!!  i dont even get to see them graduate cuz i gotta go to SANTA BARBARA for my bro's graduation.....k this song isnt helping me either at the moment...i think im done....
How am I feeling right now??:
uncomfortable uncomfortable
The song from this moment in my life:
where'd you go- fort minor
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  • soooooo reasons why i hate my schoooll!!!!:::
    - in the beginning of the year they wouldnt let me in cuz they thot we were terroristts n they called up our LANDLORD to make sure we live at our house...only about 5 TIMESS!!!!!!!!!
    - then...they lose my transcript n it tookes them 3 damn months to find them/ask for them/do them...
    - recently they lost my forms for all this shit n i had to redo all of em
    - TODAYYYYYYYY...THEY LOSE MY GODAMN RECEIPT FOR THE DAMNN YEARRBOOOOK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! god REALLYY hates me...i mean GODSSSSSS!!! ggrrrrr....im juss a tid pissed!!! aamir was like this kinda shit only happens to uu...WWOOOW TELL ME SOMETHIN I DONT KNOW!!



  • chem shirts are the shit....EVERYONE'S LOOKS HOT cept for mine...no damn surprise there....watch me look like a big fart in mine tomorrow but wth im sure SOMEONE out there has to have one worse than minee....but then again knowing my situations with the school so far MOST LIKELY NOT!!



  • I FOUND THIS CRAZZYY FRROOGG THING!!! u know on AIM theres that one shitty ad thing on top with this ugly ass shit n it plays songs that go like ring ding diggy ding ding rigy rigy ding..n so on n so forth....WELL I FOUND A VIDEOOOOO:   http://youtube.com/watch?v=AgzqretLnfI&search=crazy%20frog-%20axel%20f yeah...props to the loser with zero life...



  • oo yeah this week link crew meeting was SOOO MUUUCCHH FUUNNN even tho i made a complete kneehole of myself wen we played those group games...damn why did gods make me soo stoopid??? shit, i dont wanna go into details cuz then the whole world would know my retard status



  • hmm....wattt else?  ooo yeah richa,jennifer,n I had the BEST psych proj ever...sAYY WAT???mmm hhhmmmm!



  • aawwww im gonna miss the seniorrss....i seriously didnt make any new junior friends this year....wat a crueel cruel fate...watever watch me bawwlll the beginnin of senior year cuz its gonna go by soooo fast n OOOMMMGG!!!!!!! ok i should stop...GNITE
How am I feeling right now??:
grrrrr those bastardos grrrrr those bastardos
The song from this moment in my life:
bittersweettt- kanye west (like my 2309th time listenin 2it)
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  • WOOWW been a while since updation...but here we are now!  ok so this weekend was quite the shitz cuz my rents were gone to texas from thursday to sundayy!!! they went to surprise my uncle n aunt for my baby cousin's FIRST BDAY PARTTYYY!!! it was hecksa funn being alone in the cassa cept at night i had to go sleep at another chica's house....it was all goodd tho!  this morning i had to rush home cuz i forgot the rents were commin at 12 n so i had to go home n clean up the house....ALLL BADD cuz upstairs looked like a nightmare....heheh *eeekkk*  butt everythings all well n dandy now so yeah...

 

  • so on friday RIICCHHHAAAAA SSINNNHHAA cammee hover to juss do nothin of great importance cept talk n chat n get pissed....cuz thass how we doo.  n then rite after she left i had to babby sit this fam friend....shes in 6th grade n i had to listen to all her complaints bout school n guys n girls n parents!!! yikes she was quite depressing but then she left at around 6 or something n then i watched a bit of king kong but fell asleeep till i had to go to dinner!! then yeah that was about it....

 

  • then on lovely saturday my even lovelier chem group met at audrey's house...it was ME, audrey (obviously), n neera n sunny.  we got soo much done...mm hmm...well actually we did but we had soo much funn it was quite interestting...HAHAHHAHAHAHA ACCORDING TO SUNNY AUDREY LOOKS LIKE THE ONE ASIAN LADY IN THE INCREDIBLEESS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! IITTT WAASSS SOSOOOO FUUNNYY I ALMOST SHIT IN MY PANTSS!!!!!!!!! nnn it was even funnier cuz audrey had the pic of the lady on her desktop AANNDD in her godamn roomm!!!!!!!! n i learned the right way to say bhangra...u say it like PUNG-DA...thanks for the lesson neera!!! OOOHH n then fo luncchhyy we went to costco n sunny drives like a friggin mental person but i wasnt scared one bit....nope not me...but audrey n neera on the other hand.....poorr sunnyy hates the shit out of me....i dono wat i did...im a nice girll!!! he thinks i cant whisper like the rest of the world thanks to audrey n neera.   but yeah me n neera were ssoooo not doin nething important..i looked at audrey's pics bout deca n watnot.....n then we practiced our 'speech'...all bad tho! k yeahhhhh thass alll

 

  • OOOMMGGG SOOO WE WENT OUT TO DINNER SATURDAYY N we had to go pick up shamili nnn juss GUESS who's house wee gooo ttooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! IT WASS MY VERRYY OWWNNN WONDERFULL AAALLLLIIINNNAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! that is corrrecctt...that brainy amazing prodigy of a child!!! GOOODNESSS i lovee her!! so yeah i saw her house for the first time n her for the first time on a weekend!!! so yeah we went to bombay garden for dinnerrr n they were playin loud PUNG-DA music n instictively i go to the dance floor but yeah...didnt happen...so yea there's my weekend for u.  HOW WAS YOOUURRSS???
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hey guys!!  ok sooo i took the friggin sats again today....it was better than the first time but we'll juss see from the scores....yeah enough of that....OMMGGG STORY TIMEE::: so the night of cinco de mayo, at around 1:20am ish, i was comfortably slumberin in my bed when i hear all this shouting and yellin outside my house....so i get pissed n loook out the friggin window n theres about 15-20 guys with sticks running away/ beating each other up/ half-naked/ and all cussing like their life depended on it!!!!! n all this juss happened to be rite smack dab outside myy window so i got front row seats to like a friggin gang war or god knows wat it was.  so then i was jusst watchin with intense fear and waited for my rents to wake up cuz i could hear my dad's snorin stop, which means he's awake...so then finally we all huddled in my room n looked out the window n i told daddy-o to call the cops, but i ended up havin to look for the fflashlight n the fone.  he said we shouldnt turn the lights on or else they'll come bomb us...but yeah.  the 911 lady was nice.  i accidentally told her the guys didnt have any weapons, when they did have sticks...ok yeah i suck!   so rite after i call the po-pos, somehow the fools found out or somethin and they all ran away so when the cops did come after 5 mins, there were only 3 guys wanderin around n the cops pulled them over to 'investigate'.  my rents and i were all lined up on my bed watching the whole time...talk about family time...arite then finally everyone left but the fire truck for some dumbb reason came only about an hour later hahah so that was a pretty interesting night.  so much for gettin a good night's sleep before the sats rite?? 


ok yeah so this week i've juss been completely out of it...i donoo why...im juss not in my element but yeah...sorry to all those ppl i've not really seemed 'normal' to.  i guess its stress or gods know wat but yeah..its what happens every friggin year rite after vakation!!! i absolutely hate it but on the bright side 27 MORE FRIGGIN DAYS TILL SCHOOL'S OUTT!!!!!!!! ommfffggg!!!! OMGG thinkin bout being seniors is the most bittersweet thing in the world..for me atleast. 

How am I feeling right now??:
aggravated aggravated
The song from this moment in my life:
motivés- zebda (tis a french songg...:))
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hi there!! ok so this month n next is gonna bee alll badd.....im dead serious cuz i gots sat, which i still cant improve much by, i gots ap psych test n our lovely teacher is not reviewing with us at all!!!! fucker...n then our muchos loverly english teacher has ASSigned 3 lovely projects...each CONVENIENTLY due one week after the next so that basically takes care of may! i also gots a di project for the art show. then we got history decade report, which no one in my group has thot of and then fifty chem projects and one of them...my lab group has basically juss 2 ppl actualyy WORKING outta the 5 in there!!! seriously..i want a new fuckin lab group!! .... sooo then...that leaves justt enough time to get hyphy bout sat IIs...math 2c and chem..umm yippee.

FINALLY on to finals!!! i actually cant wait for finals...cuz it meaannsss i only have english and precalc finals, they're minimum days, and the end of junior yearr!!!! AAANNDDD on the 15th my aunt, uncle, and baby cousin (the cutest) are coming from dallas and we all gonna go to SANTA BARBARA to watch my big old brother graduate from UCSB!!!!!!! YYYAAAAYYY!!! nnn daddy said i could drrivvee a bit there!!!!!!! but then we come back n i only get until the 26th to spend with my cousin cuz then shes leavin n i get to start summer classes (for goddamn health cuz i didnt finished that class) but screw that!! aannnddd im also gonna learn the GUITARRR!!!!!! IM SOO EXCITTEDD!!! n then i shall volunteer n work n WAIT FOR MY BIRTHDAYY....and THEN MY LICENSEE!!!!!!! sweett jeessuss i love him!! aaaannnddd one of my besttessttt friends from bosttonnn wants to visitt soo IM FUCKIN HAAPPPYYY!!!

OK YEAHH so there u go...thass the rest of my junior days for uuu!!

OOOOOOOHHHHHH since i cant download ANYTHING anymore...i would HIGHLY truly, madly, deeply appreciate if anyone wouldnt mind burning me random cds with ANY songs on em...i listen to everything so put your favorite songs in there n im sure i'll love em too!! TTHHAANKKSS!!! MUCHOS LOVE!!

The song from this moment in my life:
away- breaking benjamin
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ok so today was actually more eventful than i thot!!!! well history....same old same old mr. ha hates first period's guts...ok so in DI...we played games on disneychannel.com....dont comment on this..pretty please...K MOVING along...ok whoaa so was this like make-fun-of-matangi week where the star of the week did not get the memo or something?? honestly!!! so in DI my two bestest friends became alll emo as hell on monday n started poking fun of the most innocent, sweetest creature on earth aka me!!! n screwed up every electronical thing i used (computer, keyboard, mp3, mouse, and flash drive)n keep trying to push me off my chair....all that is still going on but on a much lighter level thank god!

k then in chem...we've got a lovely final to look forward to but of course we dont study even tho neera, audrey, n i were tryin our true hardest...hmm...ok so then im called ma-thong-thong for a nickname...n various other heinous thiings! FREAKS...! ooo but chem n naps go soo well together...dont u think so??

then in psych my teacher, as well as everyone else i know, comments on my way-too-happy-go-lucky behavior...wtf am i sposed to do?? its probly juss in the genes...but yeah oooo n on monday or teusday..richa goes hella hyphy n says NUTTER BUTTER soo randomly in her ever-so-retarded fashion n i hella freak out thinkin shes been possessed but she pulls out a pack of nutter butters n i was like ARRRITTEEYY THEN!! it was quite a show-stopper if u ask me...then we went to mi casa for lunch!! kk yeah

OMG in english today...the most funniest shit happeennneedd!!!!!!!! so this stray black, doberman (i think) dogg runs into the class along with some girl following him!!!!! ok it mite not sound all that scary but if u sit rite smack dab next to the door n u see this black shit fly rite in front of your face...i jumped straight outta my seat but thankfully sonya r. did a great job screaming/running for the both of us. It was the biggest dog i'd ever seeenn!!! so thankfully that took up like 20 mins of class cuz no one came from the office soon enough...but that damn dog kept going in n out of the classroom!!! but then finally VICTOR (hey uu i know u gonna read thiss) lends brandy or whoever his belt to use as a leash around the dog....boy oh boy that was hella random!!

finalyyyy in precalc....well i got slapped by kelvin and wes on monday AND teusday....a trick suggested by my other bestest friend Wes...but i slapped those shits back so we were even! suckerss...then they juss had to use my gullibleness to their advantage n of course i fall for them...*GGRRRRRRR*...but i played with wes's rubix cube like the lil mission kid i am, but of course i didnt get past solving one friggin side of it....screw that! but today...whole other story!!! we were of course terrifyingly bored again so i made a paper plane...but according to kelvin i made it the "fobby" way...i cant help it if i was taught by a british fooll!! leave me alone!!! n then i fly it n it soars like a dream but then wes makes it into the 'right' way n he told me to shoot it straight up, which i did n it flied like a fucking penguin (which i absolutely possitively hate with all my life) so then...omar gives me an orangey flavored asian candy called HI-CHEW!! llloooolll!!!! boy what a straigh-forward name that was...cuz seriously i had to chew my heart out, which he said made me look like a fuckin cow!!!! well as long as i dont look like whatever gave birth to him, im good...JJJ//JJJ!! hehe arrite n then i ask for another one but he gave me this nasty ass GREEN-flavored one..im not sure if it was lime but yeah....all bad...so while i chewed like a cow n laughed like a hyeena at wes's airplane throwing skills, i watched kelvin attempt to write my name in a 'nice font'...HAHAHAHHAH he apparently 'hated' every letter in my name, as in not have the skills to draw them good...not my problem!!

k n that was the end of my day...but then something someone told me hella fuckin pissed me off!! dont you guys hate it when ppl dont give a fuck bout your issues but when it comes to them (even though they might have the same fuckin issues) it suddenly should be the only thing the world revolves around?? honestly...some ppl need to grow up cuz i mean we're in fucking high school n ppl should realize that u ccan talk to whoever u want. if that comes off as hard as rocket science for those fuckers to understand...well they juss arent mature enough to handle anything n someone somewhere is gonna blow up in their face n set them straight if it isnt gonna be me. (if u didnt get that..its all good...its juss my lil rant on something...)

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WOOWWW nobody missed me?? how rude...anyways lets see what happened in my VERY eventful vacation!!

saturday- AUDREY'S BDAY DINNER/'SHOPPING'!!!!!!! the climax of my vakay.... but it was hecckkssaa funn!!! MM MMMM GOODD TO MEXICAN FOODD!!!

sunday- NO TAMIL CLASS!!!! WOOOWWW!!! another semi-climax i guess...woke up at like 1 and juss made some good old homemade-from-scratch chocolatey chippy cooookkiess!! went to tutoring and gave out half my cookies to fam friends....GOT A FUCKIN COMPUTER VIRUS AND DAD CLEANED OUT THE HARDDRIVE INCLUDING ALL MY SHITT!!!! SO...i've got no pics (from boston n here n everywhere!!!! *sniffleeezzzz*) or music (luckily i had my mp3 but no more downloading for this chica) or all my school work (um...no real emotion there...)

monday- richa cammeee!!!!!! another full climax....we pigged out on the leftover coookiieess while watching HAVING FUN WITH DICK AND JANE!!!!! hahah that was a goodd moviee!!!! *MY TELEMUNDO!!!!* L-O-FRIGGIN-L!!! before that i went on a walk at lake lizabeth with madre!!

teusday- was home alone...mom had left to LA...i did hw....it wwas quite intense....

wednesday- same thing...woke up late...read ANGELS&DEMONS (read it if u havent along with the DA VINCI CODE!!!) i love dan brown...where does he get his inspiration...i could use some cus i had to write 8 friggin childhoood memory essays!!!!! SUPER-DEE-DUPER FUNN TO ALL U MS.FENG SPIESS!!! i've only got 6 done o wellz...

thursday- i swear ms.feng's got way to many projects up our asses...the outside reading report...CAT'S CRADLE reading...and the childhood storybookk??? wtf???? does anyone get the cat's cradle book?? kurt vonnegut's too out there for me...

friday- i cracked oopen my ap psych bookk..THASS RITE GO MEEEE...got no where...ima fail...why am i not motivated??? GODSSSS--HELP ME or i'll convert to somethin else!! j/j...i would be burned alive if that happened...

N TODAYYYY- we had some fam friend come over from boston..he's a freshman at boston university....hehe freshmen...poor thing was starvin fo some indo foodd...n yeah i finally finished angels and demons!!! OMG I LOVVEE EEETTT!!!

K SO HOW WAS YYYOOOOOUUURRR VACATION??? yes UUUU!!! do tell...go on...dont be shy...

How am I feeling right now??:
crushed crushed
The song from this moment in my life:
jimmy eat world- sweetness
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         HOLAA!!! omg sooo much to catch up on!! arite soo prom was pretty good..the party bus was the shitt!!! and the chocolatee fountaainn OOHH MMAANNGG!!! i loved how everyone was dressed up and fabulous...so yeah it was a fun night for the most part...although some girls had some drama with their shoes n whatnot HAHA j/j it was all goodd!! oomgg taking group pictures took up like half the night!!! jeeezz who knew gatherin 18 ppl together would be as hard as rocket science?? but yeah thass kinda wat it felt like...and then the music kinda wasnt ALL THAT cuz all they played was YAY area rap which im fine with but they didnt play some other songs i woulda liked...o wellzz! yeah and dinner was arite tooo cuz we went to fontino's in pleasanton which was soo cute! n the entrance to the PALM EVENT CENTER wass soooooo gorgeouss..i love palm treess!!

       arite enough bout prom...now we talk bout multicultural weekk!!! okk soo why was it soo rainny?? i dont know but it was soo much fuun going to rubios, costco, little ceasar's, and panera!!!! hehe woww ima never forget that weeekk....plus the assembly on friday was my first multicultural assembly thangg!! it was actually pretty goodd..i thot at least...but of course everyone thot it was crap but whatever! its not like i coulda done a better job soo yeah...there was this old lady teacher somebody shitting next to me n kept talking to me about her thoughts on it...but i love old ppl so it was all goodd...she saw the bangra n got like a heart attack at how big n huge it was!!! i was like aawww poorr old thing got scared...she said it was the best bhangra she'd seen in all her yearrss!! hahaha she was cool...the persian dance kinda was like wtf?? me n richa coulda danced persian better!! NEXT YEARRR WE DOING CAMERON CARTIO MYY LOVVEE!!!!!! i liked the dance with the big ass sticks n stepping over them...that lookeed hella skillful!! i hella wanna doo something in the assembly next yeaarr....

        ok thennn this friday was rebecca's bday partyy which was actuallyy hella funn....surprisingly....even tho i saw half of india there n my fam friends!!  the first couple hours were all badd cuz we juss had to be anti sociall n wait fo the ppl to come talk to us.....but then i saw like half the ppl from prom like MATT my bestest friend and OOOO he taught me how to do a THIZZ FACE at prom night!!! HAHAHA SOO MUCCH FUNN!!!! i swear i shoulda juss gone to irvington....all the funner ppl are there NO OFFENSE!!! i still love my mission girls..u know who uu aree!!  ooo n i saw sahil from 8th grade or something!! ommgg he greww!!!!...nothin else to say bout him!!! OOMMGGG THE DAMN DJ DIDNT HAVE HIPS DONT LIE!!!!!!!!!!!!! jeeezzzz i coulda juss plugged in my mp3 player n it woulda been sooo much better but yeah....they played hella punjabi remixes which was actually wicked awesomee!!


AAANNDDD YESTERDAYY WASS MYY MUCHOS LOVE AUDREY'S AND MY BRO'S BIRDAAYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! goodness she's 17 n he's 22!!!! WHY AM I STILL 16???? NEWAYSS HOPE U HAD A GREAT ONE AUDREEYYYY!!

Current Location:
at home like always cuz i have no life...
How am I feeling right now??:
annoyed annoyed
The song from this moment in my life:
billy jean- micheal jackson U KNEW THAT IM SURE
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heyy yous!! ok soo lets start with this weekkeendd...friday was a normal daayyy..u know the same old same old...but then saturday rolls around and i had my sat classes thing and then i had a bday party to go to...which was funn except my english group was sposed to meet on the phone but of course NOBODY called me n sooo we didnt finish it n that kinda pissed me off!!

then on sunday i had my classess which were juss dandy but the MOST FUN WASSS DRIVING MY WHOLE FAMILY (my bro, my dad, my mom..n meee) ON THE HIGHWAYYY!!!!!! fun shitt...but daddy wouldnt let me go faster than 65...i mean juss cuz HEEE got a ticket doesnt mean its friggin genetic!! o velll our whole family juss has car issues...then sunday night i got major foood poisoning!!! NASTIEST SHIT IN MY LIFE!!!

monday i didnt go to school cuz i was still throwin my guts up n i think i pulled my lung muscle or somethin cuz it hurts to laugh or even breathe deep..honestly how do bulimic ppl do it?? but yeah i got to watch memoirs of a geisha!!! wicked goodd stuff....but then i realized i had all this shit to do like psych test, n my english teacher said she'd gimme a ZERO if i didnt do this group presentation by tuesday!! how ruddee!!!

so i guess today was make-fun-of-matangi day!!! cuz in di...i called aamir crap-of-nature n he fuckin cracks up like a moron!!!! i was like WOOWWW IT WASNT TTHHHATTT FUNNY NOW!! n then jason tried to pull some jokes on me but it didnt really work cuz him n aamir were a bit too preoccupied lookin at 'HOT GIRLS' like the ones in the pussycat dolls and this other chick that aamir didnt even know her NAME yet was in love with her!! n then in chem....well audrey n neera always have some crap to say so watever!!! n then in psych rachel made fun of my hate towards penguins....god they're sooo ugly!!! n then in english briana made fun of how i CUSSED for the first time...which was ironic cuz well yeah...n justin the chinese one was like wow im kinda jealous amrit asked u.....I WAS LIKE WATTT???? AWWKWWARRD!!!

n then in precalc my goood old new england side came out n i was like SHIT do u guys have any IDEARRR how to do this problem?? n of course kelvin n wes crack up n i was like I HATE MY MOUTHH n kelvin has to point out to omar About it tooo n i was like.....la la la....n then they were like lets DRAWRRR this graph matangii!! *GGGGRRRRRRR* n then after schoooooll i was standing with richa n bo comes up to us n hes like WHOAA u covered your boobbs!!! WTTFFF??? OOMMGG FUCKIN ASSHOLE!!!!! WHO DOES HE THINK HEE ISS???

How am I feeling right now??:
crappy crappy
The song from this moment in my life:
tupac- changes *muchos heart*
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this my shitt!!! it's bananas B-A-N-A-N-A-S!!!


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thanks richa for puttin thesse up!!! CUZ i have no luck with computerss!!!

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OKKK sooo iff YOUUUU guys were to name a friggin town....what would u CALL itt??? QUIICCKKKK I NEEDD HELP LIKE NOWWW!!!!!!!! i shall fail at lifee but not!! such a pointless project i swear to god!!! i mean when in the world would i need a skill to make town drawing/map shit?? anyways nothin interesting happeneeddd todayy cept precalc was helllaa funny!!! omg we've never laughed soo hard in our entire lives doing math problems at the same time!!! WES AND KELVINNN!!! wes was snappin his fingers like one of those ghetto stereotypical black girls at kelvin!! and all three of us juss would say random retarded funny things and do randome retarded things..GOOD TIMESS SHITT..THEEENNNn wes did something EXTRAORDINARILYY hilarious that i could swear we couldnt breathe for like a year we was laughin soo hard....but i forgot....DAAMNNN it wass sosoooo funnyy!!! WHAT THE FUCK WAS IT????? dont u hate it when that happeness???? jeeeezz!! o well i shall move on...NVM IT CAME BACKK TO MEE!!!! ok so kelvin was makin fun of my multiplying skills n sayin that i was havin a hard time with it n i was like well it WAS hard back in the dayy (n i meant when we first learned it like in kindergarden) but wes didnt know that n he fuckin interrupts n is all yeah dood seriously think how they had to do all the math carving into rocks with sticks n shit!!! LL.OOO..FUCKIN.LLL!!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAH ok u had to be there i guess but daayyaaammm!!....sad how we had like the most fun in our class while everyone else was like pindrop silent and yet we finished like second!!! WE RULEE THAT CLASS!! ok yeah soo im MUCCHOOOSSS stuck on my town project so i should go do THAT!!! k toodless.....O WAAIITTT when i was driving today i saw the most awkwardest shit in the world!!! it was this ghetto ass old car but it had like fuckin TOYSSS glued ALL OVER ITT!!!!!!! it was thee shittt!!!there were liek rubber duckies on the trunk and like dinosaurs and a war going on on top of the rooff and it wass helllaaa fffuuunnnyyy!!!! n my mom gave the guy a thumbs up....how fob but yeah!! that guy had a goodd time "decorating" his car....i was like he should totally sign up for PIMP MY RIDE!! WATCH OUT XHIBIT...YOUVE GOT COMPETITION!! OOOO and outta the back of his trunk he had like a fake hand that popped out of it!!! IT WASS MUCHOSS LOOCOOO!!! i got scared of course but it was awesome!! haha goodd shit good shitt....alrite well if he ever sells that car...i would totally buy it....my mom was like he coulda juss DONATED all those toys and let some poor kids have some funn BUT NOOOOOO he juss had to stick em on his car....wooww!!! k im done here i should REAAALALLLLLYYY go noww!!!
How am I feeling right now??:
accomplished??? i wisshhh accomplished??? i wisshhh
The song from this moment in my life:
funkytown- 70's shit...!!!!! MY LOVVEEE
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HOKAAYYY!!! ssooo today was hella weirdd toooo...honestly whyy do all these weird things happen to MEE??? okk well letss seee today we had our photo shoots in DI to do and of course i got stuck with the world's worst partners (jason n aammirrr)....i hope those two never amount to anything in life!!! J/JJ!!! they''ree soo stuboorn n had to make ALL my ideas for the proj sound sick n disgusting!! honestly how hard is it to pretend your EATINGG something??? or carrying something???? NOT ROCKET SCIENCE!!! then in psych we got our tests back n i finally got an A after my longass B streaakk!! how luckkyy was thiss bitch?? OKkkk theennn in english garima, tanvi, n i wallowed in oour misserryyy..pooorr us...we also had a very big ass misunderstanding bout this one chick we hate in that class!! HEEYYLLLAA FUNNNYY!!! im afraid to say the details bout who,what,where,when,or why...then i asked the kid sittin next to me soloman if he knew another soloman in our grade n the other soloman happens to be my neighbor (at home)....(in the last entry ii explained his lil bro's actions) the next weird event that happened was when i walk into precalc i go shit in my seat waitin patiently for class to begin n watch the seniorss all run in a second after the bell rings....so wes comes in n yesterday my whole "group" thot i had only gotten flowers cuz i was sick (wtf??) but today another girl was shittin there with roses too n he was like WHY IS EVERYONE GETTIN FLOWERSS ALL OF A SUDDENN?? HOW COME III DIDNT GET NONNEE???? n i was like its JUUNNIORR prom dumbass(he's a senior) n he goes OOOOOHHHH....wait a minute does taht means YYYYYYYYYOOOOOOOUUUUUU got asked to PROMM????? i was like DONT ACT SOO SHOCKKKEDDDD ASSSHOOLLEE!!! howw incrediblyy RUUDEE...n he includes the whole pointing and laughing....*TTEEEEEEAAA-EEERRRR* friggiinnn moron!!! THEN he has the nerve to blab on bout how HEE wanted to go to JUNIOOR prom with his JUNIOR friends...like he's got some FRAG!! j/j muchos love to him tho...i only let him go cuz he was nice the rest of the time....or else his ass woulda beenn minneee!! OKKK then i noticed kelvin's shoeess n they were puma ROMA!!!!!! LOOOLLLL MY PERSIAN LLLOOVVEE-BEYOND-LOVEE CAMERON CARTIO'S SONG WAS ROMA!!!!!!! i told him bout persian love n he was juss like *QUEEERRR* good forr uuuu j/j!! nobody understands my cameron cartio...only richa but shes obsessed wiht arash (eewwwww)!! okkk then the lastest weird event of the day wasss at the library when my momma had to drop some shit offf...i was juss browsing the new books section n this tiny old azn thing comes to me n shes like CAANN UU COME HERE N HELP ME WITH SOMETHINGG??? i was like the fuckk do i look like a librarian??? but me n my sweett kind nature had to help her...she was a 68 year old woman learning ENGLISH for the first timmee!!!!!! n she asked me some help with her grammar n saying things correctly....APPARANTLYY she basically diddnt do her english hw that she was takin classes for n i sat there writing all the shit down....i hate my life!!! n she goes are u in high school rite? n i was like MM HMM 11TH GRADE WAHTT NOWW?? n she goes u verryy smartt n pretty (BULLSHITTT TRYIN TO SUCK UP?? FIRST THING THEY LEARN IN ENGLISH?? DAMN OLD AZN LADIES WITH GREASY THINNING HAIRRR...no offense) BUT YEAHHH my mom finally shows up n shes like (in her amazing english) VEE GOTTA GOOO!!! n im like MY PRAYERS ARE ANSWEERREDD!! but yeah poor lady i felt pretty good for helpin out the senior citizens of fremont...it was hella cute how she got all hyphy to learn english....k thass my life for uuu!!
How am I feeling right now??:
snug as a bug in a rug snug as a bug in a rug
The song from this moment in my life:
temptations- my girl *muchos heartt* motown!
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SOSOOOOOO YYAAYY i get to go to prom now that someone's asked me and my madre vill let me....i was surprised she didnt go berzerk seeein me come home with a dozen roses....she liked the color....?? i loved how half the ppl thot i got flowers cuz i got sick n stayed home for 2 friggin dayss ANDD the other half thot it was my birthday.wtf??? lol SEE WHAT I HAVE TO PUT UP WITH??...*hint hint im a summer babyy*..

but yeah i've been thinkin bout next years schedule so tell me vat UUUU think cuz i value your thoughts so much::

English, government, ap calc, ap physics, culinary arts, digital imaging DOS

only 4 academic ones and one realyy really tough one(ap physics) but BRINGG ITTT

forgot to add::
today was hella random cuz my neighbor's kid ...(sadly not sex car's friend richa...its all bad) so yeah hhe's like in 3rd grade n he knocks on our door after school n friggin INTRODUCES HIMSELFF...he's like hi my names hansy n i live around the corner there..i heard that you guys juss moved here like 4 or 5 months ago and whenever there's a new person we like to say hello....ROFL!!!! THOSE WERE HIS EXACT WORDS IM NOT EVEN KIDDING.....bizarrroooo!!!!!!!! my mom couldnt control her laughter n so the second the kid leaves after like a half an hour chat my mom bursts out laughing uncontrollably n it was hellaa weirrddd....TWILIGHT ZONE MOMEENTTT!!! that kid obviously doesnt know STRANGER DANGGERR!!! jeeezz 9 year olds these dayss....but yeah he goes on about how he has to go travel MILEESS to get to his school cuz the school close to us didnt have room for him n he told me bout his older bro named SOLOMAN who's in my grade...(anyone know him???) and he told his parents' names and every single detail about his goddang life....HAHAHAHAH queerrr.....but he's the kid i always almost crash into while i'm gettin out of my parking spot cuz he tiny n he's always on his bike which makes him EVEN tinier.....

How am I feeling right now??:
amused amused
The song from this moment in my life:
train- drops of jupiter
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HI! ok well this week totally suckkeddd asss cuz i was constantly IILLLLL non stop....tuesday night-102.7 feeever, wednesday night-terrible sore throat..BUT YEAH!! yesterday i didnt go to school cuz i had the most disgustingest pinkeye ever!!! thursday night while i was "homeworking" my eye kept leaking puss-like yelllow shitt everywhere n i freaked out n yeah...i wake up friday morning n my eye iss all swolleennn n red n it was glued together with all the puss-like substance taht had hardened...*shuddderrr* yeeeeuuugghhh....i pullled out like 50 eyelashes trying to pry my eye open n so i was left with like 3 lashes....rite about now its perfectly semi-normal...still a lil pink but yeah life suks! apparantely it doesnt sound liek i missed much in schooll except lunch, when audrey richa kimiko neera and rosalyn went to warmsprings, and my precalc test so its all goodd!! so yeah my throat still hurts...my nose still leaks...n i have hella shit to do....k im out BUBAI MUCHOS LOVVESS!
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wattuppp???? ok soo i juss finished talkin to one of my bostonian chicas and she was talking to her CRUSSHHH and i kinda sorta helped her into tellin him that she likes him n then we started talkin bout prom n the guy asks her to prom!!!!!!!!!!!!!! IT WASS SOOO EXCITTINNGG!!!!!! howww cuttee are they?? but yeah she randomly bursts out OOMMGGG HE ASKED MEE every once in a while itss helllaa funnnyy!!! and im lookin for prom dresses with her...goodd shitt!! haha anyways yesterday was the sadies dance which i went to and it was kinda boring except for the getting ready part!!!! audrey n richaa loookked soooooooooo fuckin HOOOOTTTT with they're makeup and shitzz!!! but at the dance we had a blast tryin to run away from ppl...gosh why do the most annnoyingest follow UUSS??? fraagss...anyways...yesterday was also my second drivers training lesson thing...i forgot to put on my seatbelt, pressed the gas while it was on the hand brake thing, n went reverse when i was sposed to go forward but i didnt hit anything thank goodness lord gracious...n my dads sposed to take me out driving today at a parkin lot!!! FUUUNN..not..anyways audrey needs to learn how to turn off her headlights before gettin outta the car...pooor thing was sooo stressed out during the dance cuz they wouldnt let her out to turn it off!! bastards....and yeah ima keep this short n simple cuz im too bored to type all of last nights events out...so peace n love k byee!!
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WOW i have ELEVEN friends now!!!!!!!! how n when did this happen??? ONLY GOD KNOWSS!!!! but yeah ok excitement is over...soo ew i had a psych test and a history test today n i was soo sore and i learned how to bubble in answers with my left hand cuz my right elbow is semi-jacked up rite now so yeah....ok sooo in history, the most awkwardest shit happened!!! SOO im juss sittin there quiet as usual (im serious i dont tallk in that class n whoever else has HA wouldnt dare to either) and mr. ha finds this hollister bag with a pair of MEN'S calvin klein jeans SIZEE 34 n he goes HEY MATANGII ARE THESE YOUR PANTS??? n im jusst like WTTFF???? n sahar's like WTTFF too n yeah it was beyond random....but i guess he decided to pick on MEE cuz his persian loverr wasnt there in class today so i guess he had to pick on some other country close to IRAN n it juss happened to be mee even tho sahar's persian too but she wasnt there at that particular moment in my life!! *phew* what a run-on...so then i go to Digital imaging and have a super fun time with the crack-pot music mr. kreacic listens to "MILLIONS OF PEACHESS!!!" honestly what kinda song writer would write bout PEACHES??? besides the peaches n cream song but that was actually catchy....and yeah jason thinks he soo strong cuz he can lift my chair, tryin to tip me over...fag...n since hes soo big he thinks he can juss push me around n block my way while im peacefully walking outta class....FAAAGG....hmm wat else...oo in chem i had a study fest with the psych book n tanvi n ronak were all there to cheer ourselves on....damn sub, he can juss go to heck...and then i went and happily survived through psycho test and me n richa went crazy with the super hyphy song!!! finally lunch time rolled around n the-best-driver-in-the-world AUDREY took us to taco bell....i hella got my spanish skills on pronouncin GORDITA. AND ZZEN we went back to look for our sex car but of course the guy decides not to bring it anymore....so i guess operation sex car isnt going too well for me n richa but i'll keep u readers posted...n i had english in which i had the MOST FUN EVVERRR IN MY ENTIRE LIFEE (for the teacher's spiess....) readin the DEATH OF A SALESMAN...i was the narrator today but the other cast members of course had to skip like a thousand of my lines....FUN SHITT and then came along precalc....which was MUCHOS boring cuz ryan got moved AGAINNN!!! i swear the teacher has his eyes on me n ryan since like the day we were born...ANOTHER FAG....and wes was practicing his restroom-going skills and slept and did magic tricks...so i got stuck with doin english hw n passin notes to kelvin....we had a nice convo bout mr. ha, ms. feng, and ms. lefkowitz (or some shit) and about the tests we'd taken n will take this week....yeah soo i should stop writin cuz then shubhra n some other hoess will get mad at me for writing so much.....BUBAAIII!!!! UGGHH ONE MORE DAYY TILL THREE DAY WEEKKEENDD!!!!!!!
How am I feeling right now??:
it it's quite frigid in the casa
The song from this moment in my life:
i dont wanna know- mario winans
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OK!!! IVE GOT GOOD NEWS AND BAD NEWS!!! lets start with the bad first.....soo my dad apparently did not know bout my kung fu lessons n he thinks they're too expensive so he says i can only go for theeess month!!!! damn him and my life but whatever its not like anyone took me seriously anyways!! THANKS FOR THE ENCOURAGEMENT GUYS THANKS A BUNCH!!! even my own givver of life was like juss watch u come cryin home sayin u wanna quit after two days!!! fuck that!!! dont u love it when one parent wants you to do something but the other absolutely refuses!!! WELCOME TO MY LIFE THEN!!!!!!!!...hokay!! GOOOODDD NNEEWWWSS TIIIMMEE!!!!!!! I GOTS MY PERRMITTT!!!! <---i would make this all big and obnoxious looking juss like me but i dont have the computer skills to so if u wanna teach me GO AHHEADD!!! AAANNNNDDDDD my first drivers trainin class thangg is on THE EIGHTEENTH ON A SATURDAY AT 3 HO' CLOCK!!!! so i suggest no boddyy leave the safety of their casas but if u dare like richa then foine.....i wont be on the freeway i dont think so shes lucky!!! YYYYAAAYYYY!!!!!!!!!!! ooo wait tho i gots another bad news....MY GODAMNATION SO CALLED FACE LOOKS RETARDOOOO ON ZE PERMITT!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YYYAAAYYY juss what a girl wants rite?? but yeahh good news again....my license number juss happens to add up to MY LUCKKY NUMMBBEER!!!!!! well its actually 3 but it adds up to 30 so its still divide-able by 3 so SAME DIFFERENCE!!!!! ANYWAYS that lady who gave me the permit n took my monstrous pic was soooooo nice!!! goosh i hope she lives a long n happy life!! anywaysss YYYEESSSSSS FINALLY IM MOVIN UP IN LIFFEE!!!!!!!!!!! hahaha at the dmv there was this girl who was also takin her permit but when she went to turn it in they told her that she got the ABOVE 18 test and u shoulda seeen how pissed she wass she was like yellin like someone tried to kill her THATSS SOO MESSED UP I HAVE TO RETAKE IT AGAIN!!!! well i think she deserved it cuz she kept showin off to everyone n was all loud n annoying...MORE THAN ME!! annyywaayyss i should go study for me CHEM quiz!!! im too happy to thoo!!! heheh j/j k MUCHOS LOVVEE!!!!!!!!!!
How am I feeling right now??:
doesnt look cheerful to me... doesnt look cheerful to me...
The song from this moment in my life:
tyrese-how u gonna act like that (SOO SWEET)
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HELLO!!!! how was your day guys??? well i'll juss talk bout my day....we'll go backwards this time. So rite now im gonna update this shit n go floss n get ready for bed!! thass rite i floss....got a problem with that?? j/j anyways so im also talkin to richa online....aboout corpse bride n this girl she seems to hate. I watched friends and before that i saw beauty and the geeek....good stuff!! today was such a nonbusy day....before that i ate dinner, took a shower, talked to my bostonian buddies. it's an official tradition to talk to them at around 5 or 6 everyday...goshh i *muchos heart* themm!! anyways before all that i finished my hw...or at least started my precalc n then got stuck soo juss kinda gave up on that shit so audrey can have a blast teachin me in chem tomorrow!! hehe...anyways so i come home later than usual n then watched ellen...thats a fun show...but the reason i came home late was not only cuz we had an extra carpool to drop off but the stooopid office called me for my appointment or some shit rite? well i go in there to talk bout my classes n the damn lady (actualy she was nice but juss the way they handled things was not) so that damn lady says she doesnt have my transcripts...WTF??? so im all panicky n then she tells me to go this other lady and that lady was like SOORRRY HON WE HAVENT GOTTEN YOUR TRANSCRIPTS READY YET....n she sits there for like a billion years tryin to foind it n shes like OOPS we dont got it n so she tells me to go to ANOTHER douchebag n the douche decides to call my old school TODAY for my transcripts.....godamn...why didnt they do this when i first moved here??? i mean as far as my luck goes juss watch my old school throw out my shit right before she calls......gooodness i love this life! sooo before that i had precalc in which i just HAD to show my increasin stupidity. ryen asks me which is heavier: a pound of bananas(or something) or a pound of steel....n i of course cleverly say STEEEEELLL!!! but after a half hour i figured it out n of course my group laughed at me.....damn i wish wes was here...he coulda juss done some superfly magic tricks n saved me from embarrasment but whatever! so before all that lovelyness i had english where we juss read a short story n answered questions....we had a sub. During lunch....all i can say is taht it was very...different. At least we had something to do this time...haha i love our lives!! anyways in psych i had an dandy old time with my chums mr. hui n richa n kimiko n my best friend jennifer...actually no i didnt have a dandy old time....so screw that. Before taht i haad CHEM!! we actually learned something useful today...which was how to distinguish between a good quality/expensive perfume or cologne from a bad quality/cheap one!! n then i showed off my mp3 player which audrey n neera think is cool but richa thinks its hideously obese....hehe j/j! k before that i had DI which was of course fun as always except theres this tiny button on the sides of our crappy macs which juss shutt off the comp n my lovely sweet neighbor jason always pushes it but today i accidently moved a wire plugin thing n the whole thing shuttoff automatically n i didnt save my shit....luckily we were learnin some new shit so i hopefully didnt need to save it but whateve!! n then of course aamir n jason had to draw penises on their mountains n then show pics of naked girls in front of my face....girls-never get stuck in between two guys or else....anyways then finally before all that i had history...first thing to wake me up in the morning...mr. ha what a character...anyways thats bout it...he had his usual round of makin fun of fat ppl/hairry ppl/azns/other types of ppl.....ok so carpool came late as usual...took too much time gettin ready....contacts were not cooperating this morning....washed my face....brushed my teeth....got frightened by the reflection from the mirror....slammed the alarm down...k im done...GNITE!!!!!!!!!
How am I feeling right now??:
cranky cranky
The song from this moment in my life:
i'm in heaven- atc (dang its like my 4th time now)
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